Hunting for Rolaids at 4 a.m.

Did I tell you that I have a thing about Rolaids? At about 4 a.m. a few morning's ago, I was nosing around the bedroom and spotted them on my Dad's nightstand. I know I'm not supposed to touch them, but hey, everyone was asleep and those tasty little peppermint tablets were just inches away -- too close to pass up. I was just starting to make my move when Dad bellowed, "LEAVE THEM ALONE!" He had been watching me out of the corner of one eye the entire time... Foiled again!