Labs don't plant; we unplant

Ahhh, Spring is in the air. That means it's time to plant the vegetable garden! Actually, I don't do the planting; my specialty is unplanting -- that is, harvesting the fruit and vegetables. My philosophy is, why wait 'til they're ripe? Life is short. Low hanging food -- green or ripe -- is fair game as far as I'm concerned. Over the years, my "personal eating habits" have become a bone of contention (pardon the pun) with me and my parents.